Saturday, January 7, 2012

Blogging Champion

Hahaha yeah so I took a few days off. I pulled off a 6-player trade in my fantasy NBA league a couple days ago that saw me give up Derrick Rose (throwing in Brandon Bass and Jared Dudley) for Tyreke Evans, Ty Lawson, Serge Ibaka and a new copy of Skyrim. Now if you're saying "Dave it looks like you just traded the league MVP for a video game" then you are correct.

You think that's bad? Back in September I traded Megatron to a guy for Miles Austin so that he wouldn't play any country music for the two hours I had to spend running the GSA booth at Club Day.Anyway that's where the inspired bout of laziness came from. Skyrim. I know I'm two months late to the party so I'll just echo pretty much every good thing you've heard about it. I've only had it freeze up a couple times.

Here's some links:

The 5 Reasons Marriage Scares Men (Cracked) This list only applies to non-douchebags. If you're still all YO CAN'T BE TIED DOWN GOTTA GET MAD PUSSY BRO by 25 then you deserve acid-based lubricant.

WWE RAW Best & Worst 1/2/12 (With Leather) I always link this but this time I'm linking it with love since my comment made the top ten list on the last page. BIG TIME.

My last point I want to make before I go take a dump and play more Skyrim is this: Where we are today as a society, with our current level of technology/social media outlets/texting/etc the act of communicating has become mind-bogglingly easy. Easy, but terrible. Just awful. I'm going to put the point of my rant behind the jump.

LISTEN TO ME.


IF YOU ARE IN COLLEGE.

AND YOU EITHER

1.) DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 
BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE

-OR-

2.) YOU DON'T USE THE CORRECT VERSION EVERY TIME YOU TYPE IT. 

AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING TIME.

THEN

YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF COLLEGE. 

YOU WILL ONLY EVER HAVE A JOB THAT REQUIRES A NAMETAG. 


Have a day.

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